Separation Anxiety

Over the weekend my father and I decided we suffer from "Separation Anxiety". In our world, "separation anxiety" occurs when we open up that container of sour cream, chip dip, or yogurt and see that layer of liquid that has separated itself from the actual contents of the container. Once we witness this, we are finished.

Telling us to "just stir it" or "just pour out the liquid" does not help. Makes me gag and inquire, "is this old?" every single time.